Showing posts with label Xbox 360. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Xbox 360. Show all posts

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Fire it up, fire it up!


Dankness assaulted Renza before anything else in when she entered the mine. The clickety-clack of the mine elevator echoed down the shaft. As the elevator shuttered to a halt Chevron gave a quick whimper. It was going to be a long time before he would breathe clean air.

Renza could see several miners in the low lantern light.  In spite of the onslaught of ratlins and rock trolls, the miners continued their work. That was is the power of Ember. Without Ember, the town of Torchlight would be less than marginalized; it would cease to exist.

The Vanquisher and her companion moved cautiously through the mine. ratlins skulked in the darkness but were sniffed out by Chevron. Renza’s arrows found their mark, but the she could hear many more were the came from. She continued further in the mine and came upon group of ratlins who had a miner cornered. The burly but exhausted miner swung his pick ax clobbering one of the rat creatures, but the creatures continued to press the miner with attacks from their crudely sharpened weapons. The Vanquisher took a second to measure her opening shot. The arrow pierced the throat of the first ratlin, then bounced off the now gurgling creature into his unsuspecting neighbor. Not quite dead, the ratlin turned to face Renza, only to find Chevron at his throat. The miner smashed another ratlin as another ricocheted shot dropped the rest of the small gang of rat men.

The miner thanked Renza. He said he saw a crazed man chase a group of creatures down to the lower levels just moments ago. Renza took a second to look over the corpses of the ratlins. A bit of gold, a potion and a scroll were among the spoils. Renza disliked magic. While she understood its usefulness, she preferred her bow. Though Chevron could not speak, he was attuned to magic. It was not unheard of for such companions to be able to learn a magic spell or two. Renza looked at the scroll then at her dog, then at the scroll. The rough parchment had an ornate drawing of ball of flame in the midst of the magic mumbo jumbo.  Against her better judgment, she gave the scroll to Chevron.

Chevron’s eyes scanned the scroll, and the images on the parchment vanished.

‘Now I can set them on fire? Most excellent.’

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

New game to play...GO TO SLEEP BABY!!!! Now for the Kinect!

Seriously, why not? I know that I would buy this game! Heck you could base it off this totally awesome bedtime book. I find it insane that this 8 pound creature can eat for AN HOUR AN FUCKING HALF and not pass out! Then when he is playing drowsy my wife and I glow, in awe of our adorable creation. Until his eyes shoot open as if to blast us with baby lasers. But I digress.

Imagine it's late at night, you are bored to tears from trying to get the little bugger to sleep. Just turn on the Xbox and use the Kinect to sway, swing, bounce, plead and pray for respite. Achievements could be, Restrain Your Primal Scream, DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!, or Sing-Nonsense Words In Hopes Of Hypnotizing The Child And Finally Get Some God Damn Rest.

Kinect Rock-a-Baby, in stores soon!

Parenthood is grand.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

And here we go...

Geez. I'm kind of nervous.

     Let's start with the basics I guess. As stated below the title of the blog, I am gamer. I love games, I love them so dearly. I blame my parents for this though; they surprised us one Christmas morning with an Atari 2600 in 1981.They then proceeded to play it for 24hrs straight as their two sons hovered and hovered, drooling. It has been, like so many others of my generation, a love affair with the flashing lights on the screen.
Atari 2600, my first love

     But my love for games didn't just stop there. No. It grew like contagion. I fell in love with board games, role-playing games and card games of all types. I am a gamer. Not to say that I am actually 'good' at games. But I think they are swell. Boy golly.

Why this blog?
     I was clicking away at a game (by a game I mean Torchlight, awesome-town) some weeks ago and thought it funny that I get such a kick out of being a hero, just by clicking the mouse or controller. I thought a semi-regular blog about my thoughts and experiences would get the creative juices flowing again. Maybe I would start working on my book and short stories once the blog got me revved up. I looked up the name "hero by clicking" and saw no one had it and I saved the name. On my way home from work one night, I thought that there are many ways people can become heroes, just by clicking their mouse. For instance, they can donate money or time to folks in need. Anyone can be a hero; it just takes a little effort.

     So my intention is to promote a charity or cause and challenge the gaming community to gather support for this cause. Imagine if the millions of gamers on Xbox Live, PSN and World of Warcraft focused outside of their virtual heroes and gave just little time, effort and money to others in need?

We can make a difference.

     So while the blog will be most often focused on me, my family and my love of gaming, I will throw the gauntlet down once a month, and see if anyone else takes me up on my challenge.

Can you be a hero by clicking?

Yes.

Be a hero by clicking,
The first challenge is- 

Help those in need in New Zealand

Post up if you donated. You guys rock! You will totally gain xp by doing this...